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First time!
Viewer's topic meeting!
(Applause)
I think it's a project that was realized by holding this venue on purpose.
Well, we're having a topic meeting once a month, but sometimes it's not just us, but what kind of videos the viewers actually want to see.
And this time, there are about 100 people who are addicted to "I am me and you are me", so we will listen to the topics one by one and refer them to you.
If it goes well, we can think of a topic for three months from now on, which is a great project!
If there are three "marun"s in total, we will adopt it!
I'm sorry for being blunt, but I don't know.
I don't know. If you're blunt, I want you to beat you up.
However, even in our topic meeting, there are times when you say, "Why are you bringing that topic?" "Bring it on!"
But there are times when you say, "No, I don't care, let me do it!" "Please!" "No, it's okay!"
Well, I would like to give you that right once and for all.
It's called "PS", or "Power Use".
Well, each of you will leave a summary of your topic in 30 seconds.
And after that, you will have one question at a time, so you will ask me a question and then I will make a judgment.
Is that okay with you?
I understand.
So, can we get started now?
Please.
Let's go!
Good morning, everyone!
Good morning!
So, I'd like to ask the first three people for their contributions right away.
Oho...
It's nice to start with a man.
I get nervous.
I've seen that face on YouTube.
I don't think so.
What!?
So, please go ahead!
Well, I've been thinking about this for a while, and it's a race to see who thinks it's delicious or not.
It's not good if it's delicious, and it's not good if it's not.
Is it delicious or not?
You can try it first and think it's not good, but if you try it a second time, you have to think it's delicious.
But...
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
Which one do you want to say?
Can you do this for 30 seconds?
Judges, please make your final questions.
I thought it was interesting and interesting.
Is it like making your own food?
Well, I make food, but the genre is anything is fine.
Then, please judge.
Was it a judgment?
No, but it was a good story. Thank you very much.
I don't like this kind of story, but it's interesting.
Then, second person, please.
I made this story because I wanted to see a popular dance battle.
The genre is not good.
I thought about what I could win.
Fushimi, who is good at dancing, is in the genre.
And Riki, who is good at dancing, is in the genre.
So, I made a dance like a collaboration with a popular YouTuber.
Then, we will have a serious battle.
I'm very good at writing.
Riki is also good at writing, so I want to see it.
It's a simple but fun song.
Then, please raise your cards.
I see.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you very much.
It's hard to calculate the maximum time.
It's very difficult to think about everything happening in an instant.
It's 30 seconds now.
I thought it was a little short of 30 seconds, so I made it a little longer.
But it's okay.
Thank you for your third person.
I thought about doing an exercise while experiencing a senior citizen.
I thought about doing an exercise while wearing a senior citizen experience set and thinking about an interesting plan.
For that purpose, I will do a 1,500m weight one- step exercise.
My body is heavy and I'm sleepy, so I'm going to do a stable exercise like a senior citizen.
Thank you very much.
So, do you have any questions?
Have you ever had a question like this?
It's coming out.
My senior citizen said, "Let's do it someday."
As you just said, I thought it was a senior citizen set.
It's like you're sleeping.
It's not up to you to judge.
This is the best.
Everyone, please raise your hands.
It's amazing.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next speaker.
My plan is an official quiz about actors.
It's like a quiz from a person who is an outsider like a hero.
The rules of the game are as follows.
You can't speak English for two weeks.
You can't use your smartphone and you can't use your phone.
If you're a community club member, you can't use your phone.
If you're an actor, you can't use your phone.
I see.
Is there a level of quiz as an outsider?
Like a dining table.
What?
A dining table is a dining table.
What?
Isn't it a quiz?
It wasn't an outsider.
What a waste.
Let's move on to the judgment.
(Applause)
I thought it would be fun.
And the penalty game was just right.
This is very attractive.
Thank you very much.
(Applause)
I tried ASMR with my own voice.
With the food you have now,
If you eat this and that, you will become like this.
Here you go.
In the past, I think it was a video of kicking a stone 10,000 times.
I think it was a bad judgment.
I don't think it was so bad.
At the water store,
At the water store, stone, water...
(Laughter)
(Explosion)
Thank you for your kindness.
(Explosion)
Thank you very much.
Wait a minute!
Do you have any last questions?
I'm sick of it.
(Laughter)
I'm sick of it.
No, it's not like that.
(Laughter)
I'm going to die.
Hey!
It's annoying.
(Laughter)
Thank you very much.
(Laughter)
The next class is...
Yes!
(Bell)
The story I'm going to introduce is...
You are a receiver.
(Policeman)
(Policeman) I would like to suggest a modern theory or a modern theory.
(Policeman) Theory?
(Policeman) Thank you for your cooperation.
(Policeman) Every time you get one picture of "hash tag" and you say, "Are we in the same place?"
(Policeman) We've extracted a few beautiful scenery images from Instagram and various other images.
(Policeman) You can choose one at random.
(Policeman) You will find the same scenery and images you chose and go to the place where you took the picture.
(Policeman) The information you will be given is only in the local area.
(Policeman) If you don't lack regional communication, I think it will be a video that contributes to the area.
(Yabana Rei) It's like a travel video.
(Policeman) When you go on a trip, two people go together.
(Yabana Rei) I see.
(Policeman) Please raise the tag.
(Policeman) Congratulations. (Yabana Rei) Thank you very much.
(Policeman) You are simply the best. (Yabana Rei) Thank you very much.
(Yabana Rei) Next one, please.
(Policeman) Munkei vs. Ikei. I made a new Starbucks frappuccino.
(Policeman) I work at a Starbucks where other people often come. (Yabana Rei) That's right.
(Policeman) The other day, I brought about five points home and ate them.
(Yabana Rei) Oh, really? (Policeman) Yes.
(Policeman) You're weird. (Yabana Rei) Let me make a call.
(Policeman) Let me put you in my phone. (Yabana Rei) Call me first. (Policeman) I'll wear it when I go on a trip.
(Policeman) I thought you were a woman. (Yabana Rei) Thank you.
(Yabana Rei) I've been thinking about the topic of which food you like the most, but it looks like a delicious hot spring snack.
(Policeman) I was trying to make a video about hot spring snack.
(Policeman) I was thinking about making a delicious hot spring snack that looks delicious and tasty but looks like a delicious hot spring snack.
And what happened was that I became an underling of Nenma
Oh!
The story I brought with me is
"Do you know the famous scene in that movie?" quiz
It's a quiz where you have to answer one person's question in front of you
And you have to answer the next question to another member
Please raise your hands!
Oh!
I thought it was a movie that we would watch if it was an NMB movie
I was wondering if it would be a powerhouse of girls' media
I want to make a movie that people who don't know how to make can imagine
The plan I came up with was to add a call to a song by Tetsuya
Next person, please!
Two waves and one day
I went to the sea and immediately came back
God of the Yellow River
I like to see people in pain
I sometimes can't exercise
I can't eat much delicious food on this trip
Two waves and one day
I went to the sea and immediately came back
I asked for permission to go somewhere first
My plan is going well
I'm wearing Mersin's Mersin's round helmet
I'm also wearing a helmet that Toshinitsu might lie about
If Toshinitsu tells you what you want, I think you'll be able to survive on your own
Next person, please!
The plan I came up with today is
to create a new system
A judge will judge you, and you'll say goodbye and say goodbye again
But in this game, the person with the lowest score will eat pickles for a week
For a week
Everyone says it so easily
It's not about what you eat for a week
It's about what you eat for a week
So, please show us your cards!
If I could choose both pickles and pickles not eaten...
Yes, I see
Because it's definitely not good
If you can't have your own child, you'll definitely lose
I'm the first person to make caramels
The plan I came up with today is
to make salt with Tetsuya's sweat
I collected a lot of sweat and...
So, Tetsuya is wearing a lot of clothes that look like they're going to absorb a lot of water
and he squeezes it and puts it in his mouth and eats it, right?
What do you want me to do after squeezing it?
After it becomes salt, sweat, or sweat water?
It's super painful
Oh, it's super painful
Okay, the judge
Please show us your cards!
Oh, it's the worst
I thought it was a good idea, so I got it.
The real salt is mixed with the fake salt.
Oh, that's right.
Everyone thinks about it one by one.
I got the real salt mixed with the fake salt.
What was the plan?
What is it?
The story I came up with is...
I didn't know I'd wear it.
The price of 200 liters of water is...
I wore it.
The name is...
I thought about it right away.
I made a delicious original cocktail that Tokai Maru made in the past.
I made an original cocktail at a branch.
I asked Yumemaru to judge it.
Yumemaru likes alcohol.
I like alcohol.
Yumemaru is the best.
How about you, Yumemaru?
Cocktail is...
Do you usually drink delicious things?
Why do you ask him?
I don't know.
That depends on Tokai Maru.
Let's make a judgment.
Please raise your head.
I'd like to warm you up a little bit, even though I'm a power adopter.
I'm not sure if I can do it anymore.
Well, since Yumemori adopted it, Yumemori is responsible for planning this kind of thing.
I'll end it!
Yes, I got it right.
It's an open-air party in Ryoku, but in the end, there are a lot of people who come together and gather like teachers.
The first murder motivation assessment exam.
I'm Mr. Soryo Yoko of Ryoku's first school.
Okay, everyone, please.
What I was thinking about was what you can spend your day with food in your pocket.
At that time, you can put as much food as you can in your boyfriend's pocket and eat anything you can eat.
I thought it would be cute because you're taking your son with you, but it's ridiculous.
It's the most painful composition of all, isn't it?
It's the one that makes you want to sleep, isn't it?
Then, please raise it!
Wonderful!
(Applause)
No, this is heavy.
It's not heavy for an ordinary person, is it?
This is too wonderful.
Then, Mr. Gino, please.
Well, I think it's the hardest if you don't have any food in your stomach.
Yes, please.
It's my mother's second iPhone.
What I've been thinking about is to make a chikuwa.
In this whole series...
Thank you very much.
Next person, please.
What I'm proposing is...
"Welcome to Japanese culture" "Welcome to the world"
It's a plan to convey Japanese culture to the world.
Whether you lend objects or prepare tea tools,
I'd like you to compete which of the members is more hospitable.
I've been thinking about penalties.
When you eat sweets, you use paper called "kaishi".
You put sweets on it and eat it with a bag called "youshi".
I've been doing that for a week.
Thank you very much.
I felt it in the atmosphere, but there's a sweets teacher.
My grandmother is a Japanese teacher.
Oh, I see.
Matcha is good, too.
If there's a teacher or a place like that...
It's a trauma to touch tradition.
I don't think we need tea.
Please give us your judgment.
Oh, it's adopted!
(Applause)
I think it's a great point for us to find such a specialist.
Please give us your judgment.
Next, please.
My plan is...
If you're a member, can you say the names of the dishes made by Tetsuya and Shioi?
I can't say it.
The penalty game is...
You can't say the names of the dishes made by Tetsuya and Shioi for a week.
I don't want to do it for a week.
Is it like quiche or beef stroganoff?
I don't know the names of the dishes made by Tetsuya and Shioi for a week.
It's not a dish Tetsuya made on his own.
Please give me your judgment.
Oh, that's too bad.
It's a shame.
No, but wait a minute.
It's a power!
(Applause)
Will the penalty game change a little?
It may change a little.
Oh, I see.
Next topic, please.
Today, I have 60 topics to talk about.
(Laughter)
I'd like you to watch the 45th video.
The content of the video is called "Slow Motion Real Meco Contest".
I'd like you to watch the video first and laugh first.
I'd like you to watch the video.
Oh, I see.
Everyone can't see it, but only we can see it for a moment.
Oh, for your judgment.
Well, it doesn't work.
If you pull out one hair at a time, how many eyes will notice you?
Well, I've been thinking about about fifteen.
Well, the most I want to do is to add a child's look.
I can't stand being dirty and naked.
I was thinking about delay hair style.
I can't stand being dirty and naked.
Both opinions are too cool.
I want to see both opinions are not cool.
Each of us will think about how to make both opinions not cool and deal with it.
Well, please.
Well, until now...
I'm surprised that you don't have many negative comments, but what I'm looking for is "emotional human beings".
(Laughter)
Is that so?
Now, about emotions, how about you, Mr. Tetsuya?
No, I really don't have any bad luck, really.
If I had bad luck, I wouldn't be at the level of a hero.
This is bad.
It's really bad.
I think I'm doing it for human beings.
I usually die on the first day of the night.
Kopikopo!
(Laughter)
A human being died.
(Laughter)
I wanted to say it! I wanted to say it! I wanted to say it!
(Laughter)
On the contrary, it's funny.
It's funny.
Please say it!
I'm sorry, Mr. Tetsuya.
(Applause)
I'm sorry, but it was a little late.
No way.
I'm surprised.
Thank you very much.
It was good.
It's the best.
The project I brought is...
Who are you talking to?
Mr. Umemura...
I think you used an app called "yunkoi".
I wonder if you can use it in your live-action version.
I've been trying to make a "yunkoi" parody video for a long time.
I've been trying to make a parody of my own drawings.
I've been waiting for it to come out.
I'm confused.
Did you have lines?
I didn't have lines.
Kokiniwa was playing in 'Kimi no Man'.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
What was it again?
(Applause)
The next person, please.
The person I'm thinking of is...
Tetsuya and Shibayu's all-powerful entertainer.
What are you talking about?
Recently, I've been writing a book about dirtiness.
You want to be handsome, don't you? Thank you very much.
How about you, Tetsuya?
No, thank you very much.
(Laughter)
I've seen a lot of comments like "Tetsuya, be handsome."
That's why I proposed it.
Tetsuya, be handsome.
I'm planning it and I'm working on it.
I'm going to do it soon.
So you're going to adopt it, right?
That's right.
Please check it out.
Tetsuya, please give me your autograph.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
The time is really getting out.
The person I'm thinking of is...
It's a plan that's been evolving all morning.
The second book is...
It's about AVG's conflict.
Yes.
It's a book about the conflict between the rich and the poor.
It's about the self-made co-opting of households.
The plan I'm thinking of today is...
Anyway, there are men who don't know how to do it.
We're going to shampoo you.
It's called "kamii ni iri".
It's made of red, orange, wakame, sardines, and raw meat.
If you ask me, I'll definitely use it.
It can also be used for advertising.
(Laughter)
Thank you very much.
In the first place, I'm not going to make an advertisement for shampoo.
(Laughter)
Now, please raise your book.
(Applause)
Thank you very much.
Now, please come up with your next idea.
The idea I came up with is...
It's about hospitalization of the rich and the poor.
It's about self-made co-opting of households.
It's about hospitalization of households.
The plan I'm thinking of today is...
Anyway, there are men who don't know how to do it.
We're going to shampoo you.
It's about the self-made co-opting of households.
Let's get started.
We're going to shampoo you from birth to death.
I have to die, don't I?
We're going to shampoo you from birth to death.
You can eat and drink in the car, but you can't go to the bathroom after you come back.
Then you might not be saved.
Let's get started.
Please judge.
Oh, great!
You've improved a little.
I thought it would be funny if you did it like a bug.
I thought it would be funny if you did it like a tick, tick, tick.
But it's a little more...
Thank you very much.
It's like Tisciabana Tamagotchi.
Next person, please.
I've seen it before, but I think it's a big battle.
I think it's a big battle.
I just thought about it.
Your nose is getting bigger and bigger, and your ramen bowl is getting bigger and bigger.
If you say it now, everyone will eat it.
Please tell us how many targets you have.
So, I was sitting there, and a star-like thing came out of it, and I couldn't see anything but my nose.
I know how you feel.
For the first time in my life, I couldn't see anything but my nose.
Same angle?
This angle.
First time.
I couldn't see anything but my nose.
I know.
So, please judge.
Yes.
I'm looking forward to it.
Raise it!
We changed the place.
There are only about 10 people, so let's do it.
Let's do it!
I just touched your body and face, and I thought you were one of the members.
This is the first Idol Support Fund.
Let's do the next person.
Oh, and don't ask Shimizu-san.
Don't ask me?
If you say "okay," I'll say "okay."
Let's do it!
I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I made a plan as it is.
It's a video about which technique is the strongest.
Let's learn each other's secret techniques and...
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's better to fix Tetsuya-san's parable as soon as possible.
It's better to fix it as soon as possible.
It's a disc and sound source making confrontation.
You've been doing it for ten times, haven't you?
The plan I'd like to propose there is...
A man's romance can be touched anywhere and anytime.
Make a mobile boobie.
Mobile boobie?
If you actually...
Are you talking about me?
If you make a boobie, show it to someone who doesn't know the plan.
I'm really curious about it.
You look happy.
I don't know if you've touched my boobie or not.
What the hell are you talking about?
It's irrelevant.
The video I'm going to present is...
First, fart.
Tetsuya-san and Fushimi-san, who often fart in the video, and...
Fushimi-san and Tetsuya-san, who often fart in the video, and...
It's said that the smell of fart will go away.
Thank you for your cooperation.
"Toukai Moya," "20 hours," "If you can escape all over Japan," "One million yen."
That's the plan.
And there are six survivors.
You can fight, but...
Please set up a one-shot from the members in an easy- to-understand place.
The hunters are all "Toukai Moya" fans.
There are six members in Hokkaido and Tohoku regions.
If Yumemaru-san is in Tohoku region, Yumemaru-san cannot leave Tohoku region.
Mission and manager are also in Tohoku region.
It's a big area.
How do you get out of there?
A fan hits you on the shoulder and tells you a love word.
If you say "I love you" or "I love you" to a person who saw this video or doesn't know love words, you will be out of there.
For example, if you say "I love you" on Twitter, you will be out of there.
Can I say it?
Yes.
Please say it!
Thank you very much!
I would like to meet you again someday when I have free time.
Of course.
Thank you very much.
The plan I came up with is...
I didn't expect it, but...
Oh!
I said "I love you" 100 times.
Wow!
Really?
You said "I love you" for the first time.
I said "I love you" that is never adopted.
That's right.
I said "I love you" 100 times.
I was wondering if it would be okay for me to say "I love you" with Yumemaru-san.
Thank you for making a video where I say "I love you" with Yumemaru-san.
Thank you very much.
I will do it someday.
Is it the last one?
Yes, it's the last one.
Oh!
Do you know "tomacrap"?
"tomacrap" is...
What are you doing?
Oh!
It's a snowy place.
Oh!
I flew from Hokkaido today.
Really?
I was also compared to "tomacrap" when I was traveling.
You can make a big "tomacrap" with it.
Oh!
I've been using "tomacrap" for 24 hours now.
"tomacrap" is cold and warm.
When you go out with Yumemaru-san, you can only drink water or hot tea.
For me, "tomacrap" is a food that is buried in the snow and you can eat it as a hot pot.
By the way, you can watch "tomacrap" on "kamakura" for 24 hours.
Oh!
I did it!
I wanted to do it, but I couldn't do it because of "tomacrap".
Yes, you couldn't do it.
Anyway, it's the last one.
Please give me a song.
"tomacrap" is bad.
I don't know if it was good or bad, but I'm sorry for the viewers who watched it before.
It took a while, so the venue changed in the middle, but how was it?
It was good.
Dozens of them are on sale.
I was a little impressed.
I'm just happy.
I want to go drink.
I didn't adopt it this time, but I was conscious of wanting to see something like this, so I'd like to make good use of it in my future videos.
I'm very serious about it.
I'm taking notes.
What's painful about it?
Are you going to spoil me in my future videos?
It's a joint work, isn't it?
Yes.
So, thank you for your cooperation, for registering, and for watching this video.
Thank you for your support in the future.
Thank you for your support in 2019 as well.
What is it?
As a lot of things I want to do in 2019...
Well...
Oh, I got it!
The correct answer is...
Strawberry!
This is terrible.
You hit nothing, Sanyo.